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May. 10, 2004 -- 1:06 pm

...Clap yo' peas...

-- I thought I would do the smart (stupid)thing and get my first sunburn of the summer overwith. I think my fingernails are sunburned too.

And it's a shame, because only the front of my arms and legs are sunburned and the back of me is white. I look like a bloody mini-wheat.

-- I saw this little boy on the metro friday. He was eating cold peas (ew?) while sitting next to his mother. He took a few peas, put them in his hand, took the other hand and started clapping the peas near his mother's face. I couldn't tell if she got pea juice on her face, but I was thinking "yeah! You show her, little man!" What kind of freak show mother makes her young son eat COLD peas?

-- I'm down a whole size, TOP and BOTTOM. There's nothing more aggravating then shopping for clothes while your top is a bigger size than your bottom. ESPECIALLY if you're shopping for a dress for a wedding. But hey, at least now I can say I have a smaller ass than Jennifer Lopez. It's nice to have goals.

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